10 Funny Status (English)

10 Funny Status (English)

1. I wonder if my pets ever talk shit about me when I'm not home.

2. Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy the 45 minutes of Kenny Rogers greatest hits, and we'll be right with you.

3. The awkward moment when you’re eating dinner at someone else’s house and you don’t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it.

4. Mum: Have you seen how messy your room is?

Me: Have you seen my life?

5. I love cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

6. I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.

7. If I stay In bed I'll be warm, If I get In the shower I'll also be warm, but the distance between the bed and the shower that's not fucking warm.

8. Even when you think you missed just one letter, you delete and retype your whole password.

9. When I read a really stupid post on Facebook I think “What an idiot. Why did I write that?”

10. My wife says she is divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas. But will she really leave me? …Find out next week!

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