1. "Im a barbie Girl, in the barbie world...life in
plastic, its fantastic"
Admit it you read this with an annoying women's voice.
2. I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore.
So if I owe you money, I'm sorry.
3. The awkward moment when you're yelling at someone and you
mess up a word.
4. why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still
have to get up and take the disc out. Its like having a remote to open the
fridge.
5. I hate when I'm singing and the artist gets the lyrics
wrong.
6. ''You actually have friends?'' ''yeah bro, all 10 seasons
on DVD!''
7. I wish I could just ''like'' a text message so I didn't
have to respond.
8. I've been dating a homeless women recently, and I think
its getting serious.
9. She asked me to move out with her.
10. If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on.
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