Best 10 Funny Status Whatsapp/Facebook

1.   Samandar milte hi bearish ko bhool jate hai…

Daulta milte h khuda ko bhool jate hai…

Bade ajeeb hai duniya wale…

SHEELA milte hi MUNNI ko bhool jate hai…:-P

2.   Wife: Suno ji jab aapne mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya tha?

Husband: Maa kasam mar hi jata agar “AAHAT” dekhne ki aadat na hoti…

3.   God ne tumko bheja tha bheja,lekin bheja to aesa bheja ki bheje me bheja hi nahi bheja,yeh mujhe kisi ne bheja isliye mene tumhe bheja dekha mera bheja…

4.   Santa: Maths me fail kyu ho gaya? Banta: first day Teacher kehti hai 5+3=8 agle din kehti hai 4+4=8 Ullu di Pathii,khud Confused hai,mujhe kya padhayegi.

5.   India wali wife Sanskaro wali hoti hai,Vo sabke samne apne pati ko “ABEY GADHE”  nahi kahti.isliye Short me kehti hai A.G sunte ho….;-)

6.   Santa: Marte huye aadmi ko kya kehna dena chahiye. Banta: Birla Cement. Santa: Kyun. Banta:Kyuki Is cement me jaan hoti hai..

7.   Shadi ke phero me ladki: Suno ji, Aaj se Apke Bin Mai nahi aur mere bin aap nahi.

5 saal baad wohi BIVI kutte ruk ja aaj ya tu nahi ya me nahi.

8.   Sardar goes to petrol pump, Reads notice: Don`t Use Mobile Here.

Sardar ne mobile nikala aur sabko call ki. Call mat karna me petrol pump par hu…

9.   Gadhe ke samne 1 pani ki,1 Daru ki balti rakhi. Gadha pani pi gaya. Police ne sharabi se pucha- tune is se kya seekha? Sharabi:jo Gadhe hote hai vo daru nahi pite..

10.               “Chaman se ek bichhda hua Gulab hu mai khud apni tabaahi ka jawab hu yu” Nighaein na ferna mujhse dard ke bazaar me bika hua ek laachar hu…:-P

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