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Thursday, 20 August 2015

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Top Funny Status For Whatsapp & Facebook



1. Is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?


2. I love it when my computer says ” are you sure you want to continue unprotected “


3. Roses are redish, Violets are blueish, if it weren’t for Christmas, we would all be Jewish!


4. When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?


5. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.


6. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!


7. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.


8. Sometimes, not remembering mey be the better.


9. X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


10. X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while.



11. X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house...




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