1. Do You Want To Go Out
With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
2. I Have Good News And
Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No
Good News. And The Good News? I
Have No Bad News.
3. Open Books, Not Legs.
Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]
4. People say everything
happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a
reason. ;-)
5. My study period = 15
minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
6. God is really creative
, i mean ..just look at me :P
7. Just saw the most
smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
8. Someone on his status
"Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
9. A man asks a trainer in
the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?”
Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
10. I will marry the girl,
who look pretty in her Adhaar card
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