1. When butterflies fall in love do they feel people in
their stomach?
2. I get ignored so much my name should be terms and
conditions.
3. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it,
but not necessary to show it off.
4. Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance
of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama.
5. Even when you think you missed just one letter, you
delete and retype your whole password.
6. Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I
use coupons to get pizza.
7. Boyfriend: Can I kiss you?
Girlfriend: Go kiss that bitch who liked your Facebook
status.
8. Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask
their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
9. Dil tutna kya hota h ye toh whi jaan skta h jisne apna
phone 2-3 hours k liye charge pe lgaya ho nd baad m pta chlta h ki button on
krna hi bhul gye.
10. "Im a barbie Girl, in the barbie world...life in
plastic, its fantastic"
Admit it you read this with an annoying women's voice.
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